gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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charles-rocket:

"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager

"oh boy!!" says mitt

mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office

diaryofakanemem:

If I date you,

I see myself marrying you.

I see myself building with you.

I see myself growing with you.

I don’t date just to pass time.

I’m dating you because I see potential in you.

ammnontet:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

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ammnontet:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

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ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.